About my Blog
March 18, 2009 by admin Filed under
This is Mikes Blog, were I post about updates to the site, Computer related info, Updates to the Arcades and Games, Quiz info and some of my opinions. Just use the Links on the left to go to the Category that interest you. If you want, you can leave a Comment, I read all comments before they are posted to try and weed out the spam. Please do not use inappropriate language in your comments, they will not be posted. I am not the greatest writer as I have heard from some teachers, lol and I agree, trying to improve. Anyways I hope there is something here that is interesting and informative for you.
1.Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2.Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3.For high blood pressure suffers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins, remember to use a timer.
4.A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5.If you have a cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6.You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape, if it doesn’t move and should – use the WD-40, if it shouldn’t move and does – use the duct tape.
7.If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
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